And I bathed in the light you gave, But it's dark


This is hands down the best parody twitter ever



I wonder what I’ll have for breakfast tomorrow?

Maybe a hot, fresh bowl of not at Comic Con


Evelyn: Look, I… I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O’Connell, but I am proud of what I am.
Rick: And what is that? 
Evelyn: I… am a librarian.

It appears to me impossible that I should cease to exist, or that this active, restless spirit, equally alive to joy and sorrow, should only be organised dust — ready to fly abroad the moment the spring snaps, or the spark goes out which kept it together. Surely something resides in this heart that is not perishable, and life is more than a dream.
Mary Wollstonecraft

Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you;

Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to make sure.

George Carlin (via damn-peasants)



This makes me unbelievably happy. I may not be Catholic but seeing that the pope is the religious leader of millions of people, his example may lead to many people thinking about their own actions.

I am Catholic and he is what makes me have faith honestly. Like this man reminds what Christianity is supposed to be about and that is being like Jesus. He basically just says all the time to not be judgmental and to help people. Its hard being Catholic with so many judgmental assholes in my community but he isn’t like that and I think Christians sometimes need to stop and think about what God would want and that’s just to be a good person to everyone no matter what. I don’t get really passionate about my religion very often but when it comes to Pope Francis, I am very passionate.